austraLasia #2517
Think twice before you call the school
SYDNEY OR THE BUSH: 3rd October 2009 -- A friend sent me an mp3 which will ring true (almost literally) in more places than Sydney or any bush school. It will almost certainly ring true, mutatis mutandis, for any school anywhere in the world - so long as they have a phone! If you would like the actual recording (and my friend says it is a real case) just ask and I'll send it to you in mp3, all in dulcet Aussie tones, but of course. Below, however, a transcript. Tell me if it's not true elsewhere!
"Hullo! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in reaching the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making your selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent, press 1.
- To make excuses about why your child did not do his homework, press 2.
- To complain about what we do, press 3.
- To swear at staff members, press 4.
- To ask why you did not get information that has been enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers that have been mailed to you, press 5.
- If you want to us to raise your child, press 6.
- If you want to reach out to touch, slap or hit someone, press 7.
- If you want to request another teacher (for the third time this year) press 8.
- If you want to complain about bus transportation, press 9.
- If you want to complain about school lunches, press 0.
If you realise this is the real world and your child must be responsible for his or her behaviour, class work and homework and that it's not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it .
[Note - I can't reproduce in writing the quiet venom with which this final line is spoken, reflecting a debate that has gone on in the country at the highest levels, on the importance of people who have chosen to live in this country learning and speaking its language].
And finally - if you wish to comment on this item, press HERE!
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AustraLasia is an email service for the Salesian Family of Asia Pacific. It also functions as an agency for ANS based in Rome. For queries please contact admin@bosconet.aust.com . Use Bosconet-wiki to be interactive. RSS feeds - just go to Bosconet, click on austraLasia 2009 in the sidebar. You will see the RSS orange icon in your browser address bar - add it from there. Or be interactive with the EAO Blog Cetera Tolle. Avail yourself of the Salesian Digital Library at http://sdl.sdb.org.
Title: australasia 2517
Subject and key words: SDB General: a bit of fun
Date (year): 2009
ID: 2000-2099|2517
Think twice before you call the school
SYDNEY OR THE BUSH: 3rd October 2009 -- A friend sent me an mp3 which will ring true (almost literally) in more places than Sydney or any bush school. It will almost certainly ring true, mutatis mutandis, for any school anywhere in the world - so long as they have a phone! If you would like the actual recording (and my friend says it is a real case) just ask and I'll send it to you in mp3, all in dulcet Aussie tones, but of course. Below, however, a transcript. Tell me if it's not true elsewhere!
"Hullo! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in reaching the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making your selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent, press 1.
- To make excuses about why your child did not do his homework, press 2.
- To complain about what we do, press 3.
- To swear at staff members, press 4.
- To ask why you did not get information that has been enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers that have been mailed to you, press 5.
- If you want to us to raise your child, press 6.
- If you want to reach out to touch, slap or hit someone, press 7.
- If you want to request another teacher (for the third time this year) press 8.
- If you want to complain about bus transportation, press 9.
- If you want to complain about school lunches, press 0.
If you realise this is the real world and your child must be responsible for his or her behaviour, class work and homework and that it's not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it .
[Note - I can't reproduce in writing the quiet venom with which this final line is spoken, reflecting a debate that has gone on in the country at the highest levels, on the importance of people who have chosen to live in this country learning and speaking its language].
And finally - if you wish to comment on this item, press HERE!
_________________
AustraLasia is an email service for the Salesian Family of Asia Pacific. It also functions as an agency for ANS based in Rome. For queries please contact admin@bosconet.aust.com . Use Bosconet-wiki to be interactive. RSS feeds - just go to Bosconet, click on austraLasia 2009 in the sidebar. You will see the RSS orange icon in your browser address bar - add it from there. Or be interactive with the EAO Blog Cetera Tolle. Avail yourself of the Salesian Digital Library at http://sdl.sdb.org.
Title: australasia 2517
Subject and key words: SDB General: a bit of fun
Date (year): 2009
ID: 2000-2099|2517
